Shitics

There is so much of politics going on in the office right now. Everyone is backstabbing each other. Everyone is trying to outdo each other. Everyone is trying to tell the other person how things ought to be done. Why can't everyone stop bitching and being such cry babies and just get on with your own bloody work!!!

I have observed a few types of characters at the workplace:

1. The Cry Babies

These are the ones who think they have been framed and are perpetual victims. When they can't handle their tasks they go bawling to someone higher up who might be sympathetic. Which leads us to our second type of character.

2. The Shitstick Power Wielders

These are people who love to stir up the kaka to prove that they have some smidgen of power. Sometimes they do this when they feel their virility being threatened. [read "balls about to be castrated"]

3. The Dumbshits

These are usually the bureaucrats who may or may not belong to category #1. They mindlessly carry out the diabolical schemes of the Shitsticks with the hope of some sort of gratification. This usually involves saying dumbshitty things in meetings under the illusion they are contributing something earthshaking when the only thing shaking is the bellies of the people ridiculing them at dinner parties.

4. The Playdumbers

These people feign ignorance of the shit maelstorm swirling around them. That way maybe the shit wont stick. And should one choose to create one's own shit then that will hopefully not stick as well. If one is clueless enough one should actually come out smelling of roses despite a bout of severe diarrhea.

5. The Evil Blogaboutshitters

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